I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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