I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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