so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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