I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Pooping to opera.
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