evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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