I never want to see another naked old woman again.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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