dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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