Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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