i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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