did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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