that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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