Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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