i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think a kid would responsible me up
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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