well you can't waste a boner
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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