That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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