in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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