So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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