Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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