My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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