You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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