Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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