drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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