Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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