i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
When are your genitals available?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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