Taylor Swift is so right about you.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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