I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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