We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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