honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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