I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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