addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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