plz talk dirty to me
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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