We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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