try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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