Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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