Where did you get a picture of my penis
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to make out with him forever
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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