Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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