im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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