Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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