If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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