She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
