So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
