check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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