i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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