all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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