sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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