Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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