They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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