he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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