i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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