i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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