Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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