can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I see more hoeing in ur future
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