I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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