if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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