so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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